Listen to me or die

Hello fellow bloggers and bloggettes. The name is Ashiko. No, that is not my real name, that is my alter ego. My muse. The voice in my head that tells me when what I do is funny or just plain stupid. Well, decided, she needed to get out and let herself have some freedom. So I gave her her own blog. Be free muse, take it away.

Hello, weak mortals. I am Ashiko. The person who was just talking is unfortunately my host where I have to be stuck in her head and talk to her cause she has no other friends to talk to.

Hey, that's not true. I have a lot of friends. You're the one who talks to ME.

I thought you left.

No, not yet, I am the one who controls what you say.

Do not listen to this woman. She is insane. I should know, I live in her mind. HELP ME! You do not want to see what is in this head. It's scary in here!

Ohhhhhkayy. Let's move on before people think I have multiple personality syndrome.

Which would be an improvement since the personality you have now is a bore.

-_-;; Every one's a comedian....well...good luck dealing with her people.

LISTEN TO ME OR DIE! Thank you.